Coffee & Chaos – Parent Survival Kit Tee
Coffee & Chaos – Parent Survival Kit Tee
Parenting runs on two essentials: coffee and chaos. This tee is soft, comfy, and perfect for fueling up before school drop-offs, tantrum negotiations, or late-night laundry marathons. Wear it as your official survival kit uniform—extra caffeine not included.
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Product Details
Product Details
Fabric You’ll Love: Super-soft 100% cotton that feels like a hug (without the sticky toddler hands).
Fit That Works: A comfy, unisex cut designed to flatter real parent bodies — whether you’re chasing a toddler or collapsing on the couch.
Care Is Easy: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, repeat (because nobody’s got time for “special care only” laundry).
Print That Lasts: High-quality direct-to-garment print made to handle the chaos of real parent life — yes, even snack spills and endless wash cycles.
Why Parents Love It
Why Parents Love It
A shirt that gets you — because parenting is equal parts hilarious, exhausting, and heart-warming.
Soft enough to nap in, durable enough for grocery store meltdowns.
A walking ice-breaker: other parents will laugh, nod, and instantly know you’re part of the club.
A little daily reminder that you’re not alone in the chaos — and it’s totally okay to laugh about it.
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Our Promise
Our Promise
Made for Parents, by Parents: Every design is created with real parent life in mind (chaos, coffee, and comedy included).
Eco-Friendly, Always: Printed on demand to reduce waste — because our kids deserve a planet as awesome as they are.
Mental Health Matters: Our tees aren’t just clothes, they’re conversation starters. A way to laugh, vent, and feel seen in the beautiful mess of parenthood.
Community First: Every shirt supports our mission to build a space where parents can connect, laugh, and survive this wild ride together.
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