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So Good at Sleeping – Eyes Closed Tee

So Good at Sleeping – Eyes Closed Tee

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Sleep might be rare for parents, but at least you can laugh about it. This comfy tee brings the dad-joke energy, perfect for lazy Sundays, bedtime stories, or the five minutes of peace before the kids wake you up again.
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Fabric You’ll Love: Super-soft 100% cotton that feels like a hug (without the sticky toddler hands).

Fit That Works: A comfy, unisex cut designed to flatter real parent bodies — whether you’re chasing a toddler or collapsing on the couch.

Care Is Easy: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, repeat (because nobody’s got time for “special care only” laundry).

Print That Lasts: High-quality direct-to-garment print made to handle the chaos of real parent life — yes, even snack spills and endless wash cycles.

Why Parents Love It

A shirt that gets you — because parenting is equal parts hilarious, exhausting, and heart-warming.

Soft enough to nap in, durable enough for grocery store meltdowns.

A walking ice-breaker: other parents will laugh, nod, and instantly know you’re part of the club.

A little daily reminder that you’re not alone in the chaos — and it’s totally okay to laugh about it.

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Our Promise

Made for Parents, by Parents: Every design is created with real parent life in mind (chaos, coffee, and comedy included).

Eco-Friendly, Always: Printed on demand to reduce waste — because our kids deserve a planet as awesome as they are.

Mental Health Matters: Our tees aren’t just clothes, they’re conversation starters. A way to laugh, vent, and feel seen in the beautiful mess of parenthood.

Community First: Every shirt supports our mission to build a space where parents can connect, laugh, and survive this wild ride together.

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